streudelkitty:

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fullmetalexorcist:

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jimbobos:

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chipperow:

so i was on the Party City website and I came across this video and i almost cried laughing

this is actually terrifying

its like some sort of terrible cult

baman rave

“What do you want for your birthday, Harold?” “JUSTICE.”

“TOO BAD NOW ALL OF YOU GET DEAD PARENTS.”

“Wait wha—-“

“YOU PUT ON THE MASKS, YOU ACCEPT YOUR FATE”

i can never not reblog this omg

OMFG I’M CRYING

THEY’RE ALL JUMPING AROUND

They’re partying because their parents are dead

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omnomnominator:

thedaddycomplex:

Iron Batman.

I could do without the metal plating grin on his face, but otherwise, this is amazingly awesome. Almost as much as Iron Spiderman.


This pretty much puts an end to the Batman vs. Iron Man argument, doesn’t it? 

omnomnominator:

thedaddycomplex:

Iron Batman.

I could do without the metal plating grin on his face, but otherwise, this is amazingly awesome. Almost as much as Iron Spiderman.

This pretty much puts an end to the Batman vs. Iron Man argument, doesn’t it? 

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one directionn is maaaaaaa lifeeezzz. omgz harry is like so feckin hottttt kthx


Wow. Thanks Sophie. You come into my home, eat my bananas and now this. I’m gonna stop leaving my Tumblr open now. 

one directionn is maaaaaaa lifeeezzz. omgz harry is like so feckin hottttt kthx




Wow. Thanks Sophie. You come into my home, eat my bananas and now this. I’m gonna stop leaving my Tumblr open now. 

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My boyfriend just told me he would leave me for Robert Downey Jr. I don’t even know what to do. What am I supposed to do in a situation like this? 

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swordofsvikin:

“You just got me out here to see me topless and get your hands in my pants.”
“Shut up and give me warmth.”

I would traverse the entire universe to see you topless. Thankfully, you only live a few minutes away. 

swordofsvikin:

“You just got me out here to see me topless and get your hands in my pants.”

“Shut up and give me warmth.”

I would traverse the entire universe to see you topless. Thankfully, you only live a few minutes away. 

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swordofsvikin:

OH NO YOU CAUGHT ME IN THE KITCHEN

Better not hear any sexist jokes. Men are allowed in the kitchen, contrary to popular belief.

Course, men can be sexy in the kitchen….

Too sexy? I kid. I’m not photogenic.

I’m Eclipse/swordofsvikin.

I’m in a kitchen.

You’re always in the kitchen. Making me sammiches. You’re totally my bitch. Seriously though, is this what you do when I go home? 

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This is funny because of reasons. *pointed stare at boyfriend*

This is funny because of reasons. 
*pointed stare at boyfriend*

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